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יום שישי, 17 במאי 2013
יום שישי, 19 באפריל 2013
The Lawmaker's Current Collections
Due to a special realization, the Lawmaker has decided to reveal her special collections, which is a list of items that the Lawmaker has collected through signers. Here's the list:
Note: The cardinalities of the sets of signers with a certain property are not specified, as to protect the Lawmaker's and the signers' privacy.
Now, the Lawmaker has to go back to studying, which by the way, she'd appreciate an intellectual challenge, so somebody should supply that.
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יום ראשון, 7 באפריל 2013
Back in the Game
I just wanted to tell everyone that I'm now back in the game. Since I've been busy lately, I haven't had time to update this blog. Anyways, I'll do so soon.
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יום שלישי, 19 בפברואר 2013
Exclusive - The Lawmaker Contract and a Message
Dearest Signers,
Today, I will present to you The Lawmaker Contract, which is a list of conditions that must be satisfied in order for the Lawmaker to be able to proof Goldbach's Conjecture.
I) If (all
conditions below are satisfied, The Lawmaker can prove, an and relationship):
A) Grades/Work
(or relationship between the subsections 1 and 2):
1)
If (University Grade Average: 95
up)
{
Great!!!
}
2)
Else if (Job (and relationship)):
(i)
Salary: at least 57D4 NIS a month
(ii)
The Lawmaker must be
irreplaceable at her job, meaning that she must have skills that are unique to
her, which enable her to work at that job
(iii)
Hours: At least 40 hours a week
B) Assignments:
The Lawmaker must complete all of the following before proving:
1)
School:
(i)
All Homework Assignments
(ii)
Summarizing Notes and Proofs on
paper and on the computer
(iii)
Writing Code for all of the
algorithms that she learned in class in python (bleh!) and in C++ (<3)
2)
Work: if (The Lawmaker has a
job):
(i)
She must finish all of her work
assignments (such as problem solutions, writing worksheets, etc.) before
proving
Punishment for disobeying:
No proofs for 1 year!!!
3)
Cleaning:
(i)
The Apartment must be cleaned
once every 3 days
(ii)
The Lawmaker must clean the
signer’s (x) apartment before proving at x’s house
(iii)
The Lawmaker must clean Bob’s
apartment twice a week
C) Health
(and relationship):
1)
Diseases: If (one of the
following takes place, or relationship):
(i)
The Lawmaker has an episode
(ii)
The Lawmaker has a cold
(iii)
The Lawmaker was within 60 meters
of a hospital
(iv)
The Lawmaker was abroad
{
The Lawmaker cannot prove Goldbach’s Conjecture for 2
weeks after she is healthy again.
}
2)
Fitness (and relationship):
(i)
The Lawmaker must maintain a BMI
\in [16,23]
(ii)
The Lawmaker must work out at
least 100 days a week for 101000 minutes a day
3)
Diet; While (all of the
following, and relationship):
(i)
The Lawmaker is vegan
(ii)
The Lawmaker consumes under 3D8
calories a day
(iii)
The Lawmaker drinks less than 400
mL of C2H5 a week
4)
Blood Donations: The Lawmaker
must donate blood once every 3 months
The Lawmaker brought all of you this post, because her value (as a stock and as a company) has declined, due to her average now going down. Therefore, she cannot prove Goldbach's Conjecture for one semester at least (hibernation), until she will hopefully improve her grades.
There's still an alternative: Somebody can get The Lawmaker a job, such that she can meet the conditions as someone who works at a high paying job, in which she is irreplaceable.
The Lawmaker deeply apologizes for this inconvenience, and she will help all of you find other Lawmakers (remember, in proofs, everyone is irreplaceable, including the Lawmaker). Once again, you all have the power to help The Lawmaker prove again, and this is the beauty of this system of proofs - the collaboration.
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Goldbach's Lawmaker Cat (Meow!!!) ^_^
יום שני, 18 בפברואר 2013
Stocks - An Anecdote about signers
Here's a nice way to describe how the Lawmaker views her signers, as stocks:
Most people don't really like the stock market, because they enjoy the financial security (lack of risk), in only having one real investment, pension. This has its upsides, like low risk, as said earlier. In addition, having only pension doesn't require someone to spend time searching for stocks and managing them, and all what there is to manage is the pension. The major downside here is that the chance of making a lot of money without working hard is zero. This is only one side of the spectrum - the mono side.
On the other side of the spectrum, the stereotypical poly side (which is usually considered to be criminal, into drugs, uneducated, etc., unfortunately for the Lawmaker), there's the underground gambling world. In this world, people have a need for quick cash, and therefore, they get into short term high risk investments, which can provide large sums of money within hours. The major downside of this world is that the risks are high, such that it's very easy to lose a lot of money.
The Lawmaker lives somewhere in the middle. She invests in the stock market, meaning she researches companies that she wants to support, because she sees them as potential money-makers, and she wants to make some money off of them, and of course maximize her profits. During her extensive research, the Lawmaker looks into the company's products,profits, history, workers, financial decisions, and other important factors that can determine the company's future profits. After looking into all of these factors, the Lawmaker does a lot of calculations, in order to determine whether or not she wants to buy the stock.
If (The Lawmaker buys the stock)
{
She will spend a lot of time looking into the company's activity and the stocks value change.
There are many factors that can change the value of a stock, and
if (a stocks value decreases, or is on the verge of decline)
{
the Lawmaker will sell the stock.
}
Some reasons for the Lawmaker to get rid of a stock include decline of the company's product's quality, decline in the company's profits, feuds between key figures within the company, the company's inability to keep up with the most efficient technologies, etc.
If (the Lawmaker sees that a stock is providing her with a lot of additional money in the bank)
{
She will support the company as much as she can, by trying hard to contribute to the company's efficiency, products, workers, etc., and she may even want to work at that company.
Therefore, it's crucial that the company makes sure to maximize sales, by optimizing the product's quality and the efficiency.
}
}
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Goldbach's Lawmaker Cat!!! (Meow!) X^_^X
יום שלישי, 22 בינואר 2013
One Year of Poly-Goldbachian!!! Messages - Please Read Carefully!
Signers (both past and present),
On March 17, 2013, the Lawmaker will celebrate one year of a Poly-Goldbachian lifestyle. Therefore, she has several messages for all objects in the Goldbach Set and a few messages to some civilians, whom are not part of the current Goldbach_Set(Lawmaker):
A. The Lawmaker wants to thank with all of her brain the following people, who are responsible for her discovery of the Goldbach Proof, and its optimality:
1. Signer 1.111 for exposing the Lawmaker to the Goldbach Proof.
Prize: A relaxing winter special
Prize Initialization: Sign up for a degree at Tel Aviv University
2. Signer 10.1000 for officially initiating the Lawmaker's Poly-Goldbachian lifestyle
Prize: A relaxing winter special
Prize Initialization: Initialize Agreement Section 1.2.7.1
3. Civilian X_{i_1} for showing the Lawmaker that the Goldbach Proof is the most optimal and valid proof in the X_SET:
In a language that we can all understand:
\forall s \in X_SET, \forall x \in People, ||f(<Lawmaker,x>,s)||<||f(<Lawmaker,x>,Goldbach)||
B. The Lawmaker wants to request from past and present signers to provide her with the following information, so that she can write up Signer Statistics:
1. Education:
i. (Degree, Grade)
**Note: Please include Grades for each course
ii. Educational Goals
iii. Favorite Part (or courses) of the Degree
iv. Optimal Studying Style
-How (Alone, with others, books, videos, live teacher, with/without music)
-Thinking Pattern
-Number of hours spent studying every day
2. Work:
i. Job (Past and Present)
ii. Workplace
iii. Income
iv. Placement in Terms of Workplace Hierarchy
v. Financial/Workplace Goals
vi. Hours spent at work
3. Army Service:
i. Army Service Unit
**Note: I'm not sure how much statistics I need here, because I already know that 60% of my signers were in 8200.
ii. Years spent in the army
4. Living Conditions and Lifestyle:
i. The Signer's Home:
-City
-Living with... (roommates, alone, parents)
-Cleaning (how often, how, cleaner, alone?)
-Rent
-Pets
-The Signer's Optimal Home
ii. The Signer's Optimal Goldbachian Lifestyle:
-Mono/Poly-Goldbachian
-Landau Proof (with/without, Poly/Mono)
-The Signer's (x) Optimal Goldbach Set: Goldbach_Set(x)
-The difference ||OptimalGoldbach(x)-CurrentGoldbach(x)||
iii. A Day in the Signer's Life (include the precise number of hours per activity):
-Work/University
-Hobbies
-Chores/Activities
iv. The Signer's Car:
-(Make, Model, Gear)
-Current Price in the market
-The Signer's opinion about its car
-The Signer's Optimal Car
v. Diet/Exercise
-Relationship with Alcohol
~Favorite Type of Alcohol
~How often does the signer consume alcohol
~How much alcohol the signer needs in order to feel the buzz
~Typical drunk activities
-Diet Restrictions
-Relationship with Coffee
~Favorite Type of Coffee, including how the signer drinks it
-(Exercise Frequency, Exercise Types)
vi. Music
-Favorite Type
-Music's Function in the Signer's Life
5. Past/Present Goldbach Oriented Details:
i. Past Goldbach Relationships
ii. Past Landau Relationships
**Note: Please include whether or not there was a contradiction in a past Landau Relationship. It's not okay, and absolutely unacceptable, but the Lawmaker won't cancel a contract due to a past contradiction.
6. General Details:
i. Age
ii. BMI
iii. Gender
iv. List of every location the signer ever lived at
These details will be compiled into a post about Signer Statistics, which will show (more or less, with some statistical fluctuations) how the general x \in Goldbach_Set(Lawmaker) behaves. This will help the Lawmaker find an analytical way to solve Goldbach's Chemistry problem (now, she is solving it in brute force, but hopefully, that will change), and for that, she thanks you all very much.
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Goldbach's Lawmaker Cat (Meow!!!) ^_^
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