Dearest Signers,
Today, I will present to you The Lawmaker Contract, which is a list of conditions that must be satisfied in order for the Lawmaker to be able to proof Goldbach's Conjecture.
I) If (all
conditions below are satisfied, The Lawmaker can prove, an and relationship):
A) Grades/Work
(or relationship between the subsections 1 and 2):
1)
If (University Grade Average: 95
up)
{
Great!!!
}
2)
Else if (Job (and relationship)):
(i)
Salary: at least 57D4 NIS a month
(ii)
The Lawmaker must be
irreplaceable at her job, meaning that she must have skills that are unique to
her, which enable her to work at that job
(iii)
Hours: At least 40 hours a week
B) Assignments:
The Lawmaker must complete all of the following before proving:
1)
School:
(i)
All Homework Assignments
(ii)
Summarizing Notes and Proofs on
paper and on the computer
(iii)
Writing Code for all of the
algorithms that she learned in class in python (bleh!) and in C++ (<3)
2)
Work: if (The Lawmaker has a
job):
(i)
She must finish all of her work
assignments (such as problem solutions, writing worksheets, etc.) before
proving
Punishment for disobeying:
No proofs for 1 year!!!
3)
Cleaning:
(i)
The Apartment must be cleaned
once every 3 days
(ii)
The Lawmaker must clean the
signer’s (x) apartment before proving at x’s house
(iii)
The Lawmaker must clean Bob’s
apartment twice a week
C) Health
(and relationship):
1)
Diseases: If (one of the
following takes place, or relationship):
(i)
The Lawmaker has an episode
(ii)
The Lawmaker has a cold
(iii)
The Lawmaker was within 60 meters
of a hospital
(iv)
The Lawmaker was abroad
{
The Lawmaker cannot prove Goldbach’s Conjecture for 2
weeks after she is healthy again.
}
2)
Fitness (and relationship):
(i)
The Lawmaker must maintain a BMI
\in [16,23]
(ii)
The Lawmaker must work out at
least 100 days a week for 101000 minutes a day
3)
Diet; While (all of the
following, and relationship):
(i)
The Lawmaker is vegan
(ii)
The Lawmaker consumes under 3D8
calories a day
(iii)
The Lawmaker drinks less than 400
mL of C2H5 a week
4)
Blood Donations: The Lawmaker
must donate blood once every 3 months
The Lawmaker brought all of you this post, because her value (as a stock and as a company) has declined, due to her average now going down. Therefore, she cannot prove Goldbach's Conjecture for one semester at least (hibernation), until she will hopefully improve her grades.
There's still an alternative: Somebody can get The Lawmaker a job, such that she can meet the conditions as someone who works at a high paying job, in which she is irreplaceable.
The Lawmaker deeply apologizes for this inconvenience, and she will help all of you find other Lawmakers (remember, in proofs, everyone is irreplaceable, including the Lawmaker). Once again, you all have the power to help The Lawmaker prove again, and this is the beauty of this system of proofs - the collaboration.
Valid Proof!!!
Goldbach's Lawmaker Cat (Meow!!!) ^_^
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