The Landau Proof Agreement
I)
Who
A)
A friend who:
1)
Has
been in d(lawmaker,signer)>0 for at least 5 years
(i)
Note:
d(lawmaker,x)=
(a)
0 –
if the lawmaker and x don’t know each other
(b)
1 –
if the lawmaker and x know each other, but x \notin Goldbach_Set
(c)
2 –
if the lawmaker and x know each other, and x \in Goldbach_Set
2)
Has
a degree in a subject that the lawmaker is interested in
(i)
Has
maintained a 90 average during all of their degrees
(ii)
Is
more educated than the lawmaker
(a)
Note:
this rule is here to ensure that the signer can teach the lawmaker something
interesting
3)
Works
or studies
(i)
If
the signer studies
(a)
They
must be studying a topic that interests the lawmaker
(b)
They
must be studying for an M.Sc. at least
(c)
They
must study at least 40 hours a week beyond classroom hours
(d)
Must
maintain a 90 average at least
(ii)
If
the signer works
(a)
They
must work at least 40 hours a week
(b)
They
must work at a job in which they are irreplaceable
(c)
They
must make at least 25,000 shekels a month after taxes
(d)
They
must love their job
B)
Health Details
1)
No
diseases of any type
2)
BMI:
16-26
3)
Must
shower at least twice a day
4)
Must
not work in a place in which they have daily contact with infectious disease
spreading agents, such as:
(i)
Hospitals
(ii)
Labs
in which they are in contact with germs
5)
If
the signer is sick, the Lawmaker will avoid all forms of physical contact with
the signer until one month after they are free of all infectious agents.
6)
Must
be vegan
7)
Must
donate blood every 3 months
8)
Doesn’t
smoke or do any form of drugs, with the exception of caffeine and alcohol
C)
Social Preferences
1)
Must
hate parties
2)
Must
prefer one on one interactions
3)
Must
allow the lawmaker to have a lot of friends who are attracted to her
D)
Hobbies
1)
Necessary
(i)
Math
(ii)
Exact
Science
(iii)
Music
Theory
(iv)
Music
(a)
Classical
(b)
Jazz
(c)
Rock
¨
Metal
preferable
¨
Grunge
¨
Modern
Rock
¨
Hard
Rock
(v)
Cats
2)
Bonus
Points
(i)
True
Crime
(ii)
Computer
Sciences
(iii)
Sword
Fighting
(iv)
An
interesting hobby that they are passionate about
(v)
Alcohol
II)
The Landau Proof
Relation
A)
The signer mustn’t live with the Lawmaker
1)
Exception:
Unless there is a financial/legal issue that justifies this
B)
Goldbach’s conjecture shall be proved no more than once
every 2 weeks
1)
Goldbach’s
conjecture shall be proved only after the signee is castrated if necessary.
C)
The signer is obligated to understand that the Landau
proof isn’t exclusive
1)
Likewise,
the signer is required to sign other Landau agreements, with people besides the
lawmaker
2)
Exception:
The agreement may be exclusive if in-exclusivity will raise the complication
3)
The
signer is required to understand every word of the following sentence: “Finding
a Landau partner is an aleph variable problem in aleph dimensions, and
therefore, no computer or person can solve this problem in polynomial time.”
D)
The signer must meet the Lawmaker no more than 20 hours
a week
E)
The signer is obligated to allow the Lawmaker to spend
as much time as she wants with all of her friends, even those who are attracted
to her
F)
The signer is obligated to teach the Lawmaker a topic
that she’s interested in (math)
III)
Proof Initiation: If
the signer fits all of the above terms, the proof shall be initiated if:
A)
The potential signer takes the Landau intelligence test
and passes
B)
The signer buys the Lawmaker an item that she likes a
lot
C)
The signer signs the contract, and then signs a search
for a secondary signer contract, which must be fulfilled within 3 months
D)
The signer must teach the Lawmaker 10000 items that
qualifies as an information unit
IV)
Information that the signer must know
A)
Proofs
1)
Middle
Value Theorem
2)
Relationship
between real and natural numbers
3)
Basic
Calculus, involving sup and inf, etc.
4)
Euler’s
Theorem
5)
GCD
representation as ax+by=gcd(x,y)
6)
Algebraic
Numbers are countable
